ABOUT US...

It’s always hard being asked "What is Dirty Smart?"
I don't know how to put it into a sentence!

My web developer recently told me it was imperative Dirty Smart had an ‘About Us’ page on the website.
Something to do with ‘search engine optimisation’… (yawn)

Anyway, I got a little (very) drunk, whipped out my laptop, and started typing.
I’m pretty sure my developer regrets asking me to get involved!..


To: Neilio

From: Mr Dirty Smart

Subject: Re: About Us Page

Neilio,
Please find below the text for the 'About Us' page...
Go optimise your face off.
Peace & love
O
x

About us…

WE ARE DIRTYSMART // WE ARE STREETWEAR // WE ARE FIENDS FROM THE CLUB SCENE // WE LIVE FOR THE WEEKEND // WE MAKE MOVES, NOT EXCUSES // WE GO TO CLUBS WITH NO GRAVITY // WE LOVE DARK DESTROYERS // WE EAT KICK DRUMS WITH A SIDE OF BASS // WE WEAR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT // WE DANCE THE FUNKY CHICKEN ON OUR ANNIVERSARY // WE LIKE WINDMILL WIZARDS // WE GO TO NEVER-NEVER LAND // WE DO THE DADA // WE ARE COOLER THAN A POLAR BEARS TOE NAILS // WE BRUSH OUR TEETH TO MUSTARD PIMP // WE FIGHT THE POWER // WE TAKE HER TO THE BACK BY THE HAIR // WE CREATE TO DEMONSTRATE & DOMINATE // WE FLY WITH NO WINGS // WE REACH AND BREACH CREDIT LIMITS // WE LIKE SHARK SPRAY // WE SAY “BLAU”, “BRRRAT" & “BRAP” // WE FLOSS // WE ARE MEMBERS OF THE WOLF PACK // WE ARE THE EYE OF YOUR STORM // WE LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING // WE HAVE AT LEAST 2 AUSTRIAN MATES // WE EAT BANANAS WITH CHAMPAGNE // WE CUT THROUGH HOT KNIVES WITH BUTTER // WE DO AT LEAST ONE THING EVERY DAY THAT SCARES US // WE FOLLOW DREAMS // WE REJECT THE MAINSTREAM // WE ARE DIRTYSMART...